50 reasons my blue and gold macaw makes me more felicitous than my child
You love your kid or kids and the causes for it just can’t be counted. I love my daughter more than anything else in this world but my blue and gold macaw runs a close second. I now and again wonder knowing what i acknowledge now. Would i do things the same way?Whether or not had no more. So one day shortly after sending my daughter to Florida State University to complete his last two years. I sat and thought regarding things from a different perspective and listed below. Here are 50 reasons why they believe have a blue and gold macaw can be a more convenient than having a son
1. Color coordination, they have it down pat. No one does it better than a blue and gold macaw.
2. There’s no p. T. A.
3. A macaw doesn’t want to go to the movies. When and wherever i want to go there goes my blue and gold macaw.
4. A macaw gives you the remote. He doesn’t care whats on the tube tonight.
5. Your macaw likes you, largely.
6. A macaw doesn’t lie to you.
7. A macaw genuinely misses you when you’re gone.
8. Just because it was christmas a macaw won’t wake you up any earlier than normal.
9. A macaw doesn’t suppose a christmas gift.
10. A macaw doesn’t acknowledge its his birthday and won’t remind you of it every day for a month.
11. You don’t need to take a macaw to school. You get to be the school.
12. A macaw doesn’t suppose a car for their 18th birthday or ever.
13. No need to save for a macaws college fund.
14. A macaw washes and dries his own clothes.
15. A macaw will shower with you.
16. Macaws are cheaper than kids.
17. Macaws are generally friendlier than kids.
18. Its easier to perceive a macaw than a kid.
19. Macaws don’t need a night light.
20. A macaw doesn’t want a cell phone or ipod.
21. A macaw doesn’t need a computer or playstation.
22. A macaw will leastwise attempt to eat a vegetable.
23. You never need to assist a blue and gold macaw with homework.
24. You never need to meet with a macaws important.
25. A macaw will never annoy you with a text message.
26. A macaw never expects you to text them back.
27. You get to choose where your macaw makes his messes.
28. A macaw does not invites the other macaw down the street for dinner.
29. Macaws don’t get into slumber parties.
30. A macaw enjoys speaking with you. Even whether or not its only a few words.
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